The Stanley Cup Playoffs are almost here, and some of you might be sad that your team has missed the playoffs. ”Who do I cheer for?”, you might be asking.
Why not the Detroit Red Wings?
/light jazz music starts playing/
Detroit is the largest city in Michigan, a city on the rebound, and…
Steve Yzerman ¬
“Yzerman, who retired after 22 magnificent seasons with the Red Wings, is the rarest of professional athletes: a superstar who spent his entire career with the team that drafted him. He may be, with the Tigers’ Al Kaline, the most popular athlete to ever play in Detroit. Certainly no one, not even Mr. Hockey, Gordie Howe, is more strongly identified with the Red Wings.” (x)
Brunner receives lovins
If the Wings win tonight, I will post this horrendous picture that I took of myself. Bring the people laughter, boys. Bring it.
I stayed up all night waiting for said horrendous picture…. *cue Jeopardy theme* LOLOL
Bettman starring in a NHL Lockout documentary with a vampire twist. That’s popular these days, right?